school:
please get a full night of sleep
school:
but don't forget to do 876543 hours of homework
school:
and study for tests
school:
be a well rounded student by joining clubs
school:
and participating in sports so you don't come home till 6pm
school:
don't be late for school
school:
but make sure you eat a full meal in the morning
school:
kids need a balanced diet
school:
here eat cardboard with red paint, it's called "pizza"
school:
if you don't type and double space your paper i'm not counting it
school:
but don't use the internet while doing homework
